A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice shout at him.
"-Stop! Stand still ! If you take one more step,a brick will fall
down
on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a few seconds later a
big brick fell down in front of him, the man was shocked that he
wasn't hit by the brick, the man went on and after a while he went to cross
the road.
Once again the voice shouted:
"-Stop! Stand still ! If you take one more step a car will run over
you and you will die."
The man asked the voice -"who are you?"
I am your guardian angel,the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?! And where the hell were you when I got married?".
